“GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER”
Grandma was an avid junk collector
Anything and everything she’d see
Her house was like a museum
Right down to the fake papaya tree
We all knew the day was coming All the folks at StoreRight love us
We’d inherit all her stuff When we talk about our fate
So we called StoreRight Storage Just rented one more unit
Hope two units are enough Think this makes it number eight
Grandma was an avid junk collector
Bears and chimes and other shiny things
Found an old time Christmas village
Stuck beneath a set of angel wings
Every day it seems much harder Every week I go to StoreRight
To put myself in Grandma’s shoes Just to look at Grandma’s stuff
What’d she see in pink flamingos Wonder how I did without it
Guess they chased away her blues I just can’t seem to get enough
Grandma was an avid junk collector
With heart and soul and oh so full of love
She could spot a “gem” in a minute
Now she’s teaching me from up above
Get yourself to StoreRight storage Thanks to the folks at StoreRight
For you know you have some junk I can afford to carry on
Special things that you cherish The tradition of my Grandma
Keep them safe inside that trunk And a collection to build upon
Grandma was an avid junk collector
And my collecting future’s looking bright
Any time I need another Storage
I just call my friends down at StoreRight
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM ALL AT STORERIGHT
Copyright 2012 by Eloise Miller- StoreRight Site Manager
