Here’s a little tune written by Eloise Miller, she has retired from StoreRight Self Storage. Sing to the tune of “Grandma Got Run By A Reindeer ”
Grandma was an avid junk collector
Anything and everything she’d see
Her house was like a museum
Right down to the fake papaya tree
We all knew the day was coming
We’d inherit all her stuff
So we called StoreRight Storage
Hope two units are enough
All the folks at StoreRight love us
When we talk about our fate
Just rented one more unit
Think this makes it number eight
Grandma was an avid junk collector
Bears and chimes and other shiny things
Found an old time Christmas village
Stuck beneath a set of angel wings
Every day it seems much harder
To put myself in Grandma’s shoes
What’d she see in pink flamingos
Guess they chased away her blues
Every week I go to StoreRight
Just to look at Grandma’s stuff
Wonder how I did without it
I just can’t seem to get enough
Grandma was an avid junk collector
With heart and soul and oh so full of love
She could spot a “gem” in a minute
Now she’s teaching me from up above
Get yourself to StoreRight Storage
For you know you have some junk
Special things that you cherish
Keep the safe inside that trunk
Thanks to the folks at StoreRight
I can afford to carry on
The tradition of my Grandma
And a collection to build upon
Grandma was an avid junk collector
And my collecting future’s looking bright
Any time I need another Storage
I just call my friends down at StoreRight
MERRY CHRISTMAS !
