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Sing to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

“GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER”

 

                                        Grandma was an avid junk collector

                                        Anything and everything she’d see

                                        Her house was like a museum

                                        Right down to the fake papaya tree

 

We all knew the day was coming                                                All the folks at StoreRight love us

We’d inherit all her stuff                                                              When we talk about our fate

So we called StoreRight Storage                                                  Just rented one more unit

Hope two units are enough                                                           Think this makes it number eight

 

                                        Grandma was an avid junk collector

                                        Bears and chimes and other shiny things

                                        Found an old time Christmas village

                                        Stuck beneath a set of angel wings

 

Every day it seems much harder                                                     Every week I go to StoreRight

To put myself in Grandma’s shoes                                                 Just to look at Grandma’s stuff

What’d she see in pink flamingos                                                  Wonder how I did without it

Guess they chased away her blues                                                  I just can’t seem to get enough

 

                                         Grandma was an avid junk collector

                                         With heart and soul and oh so full of love

                                         She could spot a “gem” in a minute

                                         Now she’s teaching me from up above

 

Get yourself to StoreRight storage                                                Thanks to the folks at StoreRight

For you know you have some junk                                                I can afford to carry on

Special things that you cherish                                                      The tradition of my Grandma

Keep them safe inside that trunk                                                   And a collection to build upon

                                            Grandma was an avid junk collector

                                            And my collecting future’s looking bright

                                            Any time I need another Storage

                                            I just call my friends down at StoreRight

 

 

                        MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM ALL AT STORERIGHT

                             Copyright 2012 by Eloise Miller- StoreRight Site Manager

Storage Wars

Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of losing expensive designer clothes, family heirlooms and potentially embarrassing items … because she hasn’t paid her storage bill and as a result the unit is about to go up on the auction block.

Sources close to Lindsay tell us … LiLo has fallen behind on paying her monthly bill … and now owes roughly $16,000 to the storage company.

The account is now delinquent and the locker can’t be opened until the balance is paid in full … and that’s not going to happen because Lindsay doesn’t have the cash. As we reported, her financial situation is so desperate the IRS has frozen her bank accounts because of unpaid back taxes.

So here’s the upshot. If Lindsay doesn’t get a big check for XMAS, her storage unit will be auctioned off this month. We’re told she’s reached out to family and friends to front her the money but so far no one is biting.

Talk about a good “Storage Wars” episode.

Seasons Greetings

THE STORERIGHT SELF STORAGE CHRISTMAS STORY           

 

 T’was the month before Christmas and I said to my
Spouse.

We’re getting company, there’s no room in our house.

The closets are packed clear up to the ceiling,

What to do just had us reeling.

 

Perhaps to the garage, we could move it out there,

But when we opened the door, not a spot anywhere.

We searched the whole house to find vacant space,

Not under the bed, there just was no place.

 

I turned in a hurry to look somewhere else,

Then tripped over a box and tore my blouse.

Thoughts of our guests taking such a fall,

Was not very appealing at all.

 

When I picked myself up and turned on the light,

The answer was there on a magnet from StoreRight.

We knew in a minute what we had to do,

Call StoreRight and rent a unit or two.

 

The process was easy and quick as a wink,

And the prices were less than one would think.

The staff was so caring and wonderfully kind,

I soon would be leaving my clutter behind.

 

We started our cleanout with a bounce in our step,

The more we cleaned out, the greater our pep.

With visions of clothes actually hung in the closets,

More trips to the storage to make our deposits.

 

We wondered why we waited so long,

To make room for things where they belong.

Our joy and delight was heard in our chatter,

With each step we took up and down the ladder.

 

 

Before we knew it, the closets were clean,

We even found a few things, we’ve never seen.

We hurried to the garage to start on it next,

When on my phone came an urgent text.

 

T’was the neighbor next door who heard all the clatter.

And was on her way over to see what was the matter.

I stopped for a moment and shared our plan,

And while she was there, I sold her a fan.

 

We gave her the number for StoreRight to call,

It’s definitely the place for one and all.

She hurried off with lightning speed,

Our suggestion for storage she was going to heed.

 

We finished our clean out in a timely manner,

And decided to add this to our yearly planner.

No more clutter, just extra space,

We hosted our guests with elegant grace.

 

Our neighbor is happy her cleanout is done,

Says StoreRight Self Storage is number one.

Our lives are better for now we can share,

A house with no clutter anywhere.

 

So get into your car and go straight away,

To StoreRight Self Storage before the end of the day.

The people are friendly and you’ll get the deal,

StoreRight’s customer service is absolutely real.

 

   MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM ALL AT STORERIGHT

 

 

 

The StoreRight Self Storage Christmas Story

Twas the month before Christmas and I said to my Spouse.

We’re getting company, there’s no room in our house.

The closets are packed clear up to the ceiling,

What to do just had us reeling.

 

Perhaps to the garage, we could move it out there,

But when we opened the door, not a spot anywhere.

We searched the whole house to find vacant space,

Not under the bed, there just was no place.

 

I turned in a hurry to look somewhere else,

Then tripped over a box and tore my blouse.

Thoughts of our guests taking such a fall,

Was not very appealing at all.

 

When I picked myself up and turned on the light,

The answer was there ona magnet from StoreRight.

We knew in a minute what we had to do,

Call StoreRight and rent a unit or two.

 

The process was easy and quick as a wink,

And the prices were less than one would think.

The staff was so caring and wonderfully kind,

I soon would be leaving my clutter behind.

 

We started our cleanout with a bounce in our step,

The more we cleaned out, the greater our pep.

With visions of clothes actually hung in the closets,

More trips to the storage to make our deposits.

 

We wondered why we waited so long,

To make room for things where they belong.

Our joy and delight was heard in our chatter,

With each step we took up and down the ladder.

 

Before we knew it, the closets were clean,

We even found a few things, we’ve never seen.

We hurried to the garage to start on it next,

When on my phone came an urgent text.

 

T’was the neighbor next door who heard all the clatter.

And was on her way over to see what was the matter.

I stopped for a moment and shared our plan,

And while she was there, I sold her a fan.

 

We gave her the number for StoreRight to call,

It’s definitely the place for one and all.

She hurried off with lightning speed,

Our suggestion for storage she was going to heed.

 

We finished our clean out in a timely manner,

And decided to add this to our yearly planner.

No more clutter, just extra space,

We hosted our guests with elegant grace.

 

Our neighbor is happy her cleanout is done,

Says StoreRight Self Storage is number one.

Our lives are better for now we can share,

A house with no clutter anywhere.

 

So get into your car and go straight away,

To StoreRight Self Storage before the end of the day.

The people are friendly and you’ll get the deal,

StoreRight’s customer service is absolutely real.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM ALL AT STORERIGHT

 

 

Free for All Concert 11/23/2012

StoreRight Ocala will have a booth at the Free For All concert on November 23, 2012 – we will be taking cash donations for Interfaith Emergency Services High $5 Club, as well as food donations for their food pantry.

Each person to make a donation to the High $5 Club will receive a High$5 Club t-shirt and membership card (which gets you special discounts throughout the area at local businesses) and will be entered into a drawing for one of several $10 Starbucks Gift Cards.  Each person who drops off a food donation at the StoreRight booth will be entered into the drawing for a chance to  win one of the gift cards.

There’s going to be some great bands, including Ocala’s own, Beautiful Sacrifice, in addition to Bellarive, Kerrie Roberts and For King and Country.

Click here for more information: Free For All Concert

Crown Jewel Festival

Vero Beach High School Citrus Bowl Stadium

hosted the 31st Crown Jewel Marching Band

Festival on Saturday 10/20/2012. This is a tradition

that every year the Vero Beach High School

welcomes bands around Florida in a all day

competition.  Close to 1500 students from 15

marching bands  competed.

Voting—Why not exercise your right?!?!?!

I heard a story that really upset me this week. My friend went to the Dept of Motor Vehicles. While there, he overheard a conversation between a 75 year old man and the DMV employee. The man was getting his license renewed, and it was easy to overhear the conversation because he was hard of hearing, and consequently the DMV employee had to raise her voice.

Anyway, during the license renewal process that everyone in the DMV heard that day, it came out that the man was not registered to vote, But not only was he not registered to vote right now, apparently he’s never voted ever in his whole life! My friend was appalled! So were all the other people in the DMV that were overhearing this. I couldn’t believe it!

No matter which party you’re aligned with, which candidate you believe, no matter what: how can you not vote ever?

When I was a kid, I couldn’t wait to vote! It was one of those rites of passage, part of being an adult, like getting your drivers license, or getting your first checking account, your first mortgage payment. It’s part of growing up in America!

We are so fortunate to live in a country where our voices can be heard. And to not take advantage of your right to vote just blows my mind. If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain about anything!

Ok, I’m off my soapbox now.

Royal Family Kids Camp Business Breakfast

This Friday is the Royal Family Kids Camp / Business Breakfast Fundraiser.  Please pray that all goes well and that we have a good start on the funds needed for 2013 camp. We are hoping to raise enough to start the mentoring program that will give each camper a year around mentor. For more information on RFKC go to: http://www.royalfamilykids.org/

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